This Saturday, January 26 in the year our Lord 2008, the 7 time Tour de France champion will have his shot at yours truly at the STORM Miles of Discomfort marathon mountain bike race at Comfort, TX. This is of course, he actually shows up to the race as he has committed to:
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I’ll let ya’ll know how he fares